Good Humor 2021 Can Make You Laugh Endlessly

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We’ve put together good humor 2021 that can make you laugh with your family. The current difficult situation makes a lot of people difficult, but don’t stop laughing, because laughter is healthy.

Laughter is healthy

I purposely wrote this to make people laugh and forget for a moment the difficulties at hand. After finishing reading good humor, you can also read my special writing Best Jokes Ever, I am sure you can forget your difficulties while reading it.

Let’s start good humor 2021

Forget your difficulties with Good Humor
Forget your difficulties with Good Humor 2021

Good Humor 2021 Part 1

Yo momma so stupid that when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this: “Vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech!”

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and the other three to deny it.

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. “Are you a ghost?” asked his friends. “No, I’m an unmade bed!”

A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?

Because they couldn’t spell their names!

Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor…what’s wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Billy: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.

Two balloons are floating across the desert. One balloon says to the other, “Look out for the cactusssssssssssssssssssss!”

Yo momma so ugly that when she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” And her father said, “Yeah, let’s go bury it.”

Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Billy: No, teacher, I’m having trouble listening!

Wife: “The house doctor is here to see you.”

Husband: “Tell him that I am not feeling well and won’t be able to see anyone.”

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Choo choo choo!”

Good Humor 2021 Part 2

A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ”You’ll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.”

Son: I can’t go to school today. Father: Why not?

Son: I don’t feel well.

Teacher: Where don’t you feel well? Son: In school!

What’s the difference between man and Superman?

Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ”Okay, I’ll serve you a beer. Just don’t get any ideas.”

What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar? The bartender said, “Sorry sir, we don’t serve spirits here.”

Doctor, doctor! I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone’s ear off.

Oh, dear, that’s a lot of protein!

Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, “Leaving a voice mail.”

Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you’ll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle.

An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. You won’t be surprised to hear that the kids were nothing to look at, either.

What’s bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?

A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.

Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks “Would you like a beer?”

Descartes replies, “I think not” and poof! he vanishes.

Billy: Dad, do you have a perfect visual memory? Dad: Yes son, pretty much. Why do you ask?

Billy: I just broke your shaving mirror!

A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What will it be, stranger?” “Anything but a Canadian Club,” replies the seal.

Mom: Why aren’t you doing very well in history?

Billy: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

Good Humor Part 3

Vet: “I’m afraid I’m going to have to put your dog down.” Owner: “Why, just because he’s cross-eyed?”

Vet: “No, because he’s heavy!”

Ever wonder about those people who spend three dollars a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling “Evian” backward.

Doctor, doctor! I’m convinced I’m a rubber band.

Why don’t you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it!

Teacher: “Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?” Student: “No idea, Miss Smith.”

Teacher: “Bark, Amy.” Amy: “Arf! Arf! Arf!”

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history—with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Daughter: Dad, what is called a ‘sea level’? Dad: Why do you want to know?

Daughter: Because my geography grades went below C-level.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.

Student: Sorry, my mom won’t let me go so far.

Q: Why doesn’t the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says you cannot be punished twice for the same offense.

Doctor, doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.

When did you first notice this problem? What problem?

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray!

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

Dad: How do you like going to school?

Son: The going part is fine, as is the coming home part, but I’m not a fan of the time in-between!

Wife: ”Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?”

Husband: “The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get a headache.”

My brother is a terrible musician. The other day he asked my sister if she had heard his last recital. She replied, “Oh boy, did I ever.”

A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”

Good Humor 2021 Part 4

Johnny: “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? ” Teacher: ”No, of course not. “

Johnny: “Good, because I didn’t do my homework.”

Q: What is the best definition of a mixed emotion?

A: Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff while driving your brand-new car.

Kid #1: I wish I had been born 1,000 years ago! Kid #2: Why is that?

Kid #1: Just think of all the history that we wouldn’t have to learn!

Student: Mom, my teacher was mad with me because I didn’t know where the Rockies were.

Mom: Well, next time remember where you put things!

Why is it that musicians are always walking whenever they play the bagpipes?

Even they are attempting to get away from that awful noise!

A three-legged dog walks into a bar in the old west. He slides up to the counter and announces, ”I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

Dad: Why have your grades gone down so much during this school term, son?

Son: Because they moved my friend Dexter to the next classroom!

A gang of default computer fonts walk into a bar. “Get out of my establishment!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type in here!”

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said ‘From 2 to 4 years.’

What happened after the blonde ran to meet her long lost twin sister? She got seven years of bad luck for breaking her nose on the mirror.

Why did the blonde miss her flight?

Because when she read the sign on the road that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

Teacher: Which is your native place? Singh: Maharashtra, Miss Connor.

Teacher: Can you spell it?

Singh: Actually, my native place is Goa.

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That’s the good humor 2021 that we have summarized. Hope it can make you laugh. Remember to laugh my friends, even though this year is full of difficulties.

I also prepared 1 special humor, but this is for adults only, try reading Funny Jokes for Adults if you are over 18 years old.

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